Hello, my name is Dr. Knachbar, dean of The School of Popular Culture along with Dr. Burbank. As Dr. Thackeray is otherwise indisposed pursuing his stated short-term mission, Dr. Burbank and I felt as though we were best positioned to publish todays post, which has in real-time become germane to todays Anc. (ever shortening American news cycle), defined as limited by its very nature. While Dr. Burbank searches for Mr. Gaacke in order for us to utilize a most basic function of 21c. video technology, I’ll summarize.
Dr. Thackeray opened yesterday by reviewing the statistics from our first day on the line, celebrating the fact that we had experienced a 38% international response, all from mainland China. Yesterday, 100% international hits. And then there’s this:
A huge thank-you to Dr. Casey for his timely assistance, enabling us to continue.
Now let me make one thing perfectly clear; although we are honored to be considered a top American institution while nascent in our existence, we are not at all interested in changing our main text-book to a little red one, we’re perfectly happy with ours:
Genius for Dummies.
The Trash Can University 