Hello; my name is Dr. Fine, dean of The D.C.& H. School of Business. First I would like to acknowledge our international visitors, with the U.K. being represented. The oldster claiming to be from the history department, H.Rod., hopes they may be from Bletchly Park and gives a shout-out to A. Turing, whatever or whomever that is. We closed the history dept. long ago as history seems to change too often for us to invest long-term. Nobody cared anyway.
Here at The D.C. & H. School we know what people care about. People care about money! That’s why we created this report calling the very top, the ebb of the second greatest bull market in the history of the NYSE. This report and its conclusions were sent via email to our subscribers during market hours on October 4, 2018. Yes we kept them. We also believe in showing our work, here pictured with H. Rod:
Now is that something you may have been interested in? This report enabled us to retain our endowment and actually expand now while others are forced to contract. We will put no new money to work for the forseeable future.
Everyone enjoy your holiday and be sure to take the high road during your last-minute shopping , it’s the most expedient and just a better experience altogether.
Dr. Fine
The Trash Can University 